Masturbating Catholic

Social, political, sexual, & psychological ramblings from a recovering Catholic.

Prisoner for Jesus

If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death.  (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death.  (Leviticus 20:27 NAB) 

If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.  (Leviticus 20:13 NAB) 

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.  (Exodus 21:15 NAB) 

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. (Isaiah 13:15-16)

I love when people ask me about my religious beliefs. Basically, if religion is the opiate of the masses, then I’m more of an Uppers kinda guy.

Shannon W.

Bipolar for Jesus

If you truly followed God’s teachings via the Bible, you would be bipolar.  One day you’re feeding a starved child and showing empathy towards a prostitute and the next day you’re stabbing an adulterer and having sexual relations with your sister.  

The Bible has two types of followers.  The genuinely goodhearted, charitable type and the mentally sick, destructive type.  They have one thing in common: they both ignore half of the book. 

She can shake her head, has a gag relflex and can decide she’s tired of holding her mouth open. Dental training robot…or your next girlfriend? You decide.

-Gv

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