Masturbating Catholic

wellhungheart: Brand new video for our single The Power of...

mrrobindavey — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:45:28 -0800

Brand new video for our single The Power of Love.

Buy it now from iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-power-of-love-single/id482629351?uo=4

Shot by Jesse Davey.
Edited by Robin Davey.
Styled By Greta Valenti.

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mrrobindavey — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:32:01 -0700

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mrrobindavey — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:22:52 -0700

An interesting watch. Here Morgan Freeman sets the record...

growvision — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:49:50 -0700

An interesting watch. Here Morgan Freeman sets the record straight on his beliefs on God and the Universe. (Being interviewed about his show “Through the Wormhole” in 2010.)

Prisoner for Jesus

happilydecomposing-deactivated2 — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 19:55:00 -0700

If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives. (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. (Isaiah 13:15-16)

Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus.

foxmoxrox — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:03:45 -0700

Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus.:

I read this and then I clutched my metaphorical pearls. Adios Mio!

Bad Joke of the Day

foxmoxrox — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:51:00 -0700

My friend’s really into leather and different religious views. She’s a non-denominatrix.

"I love when people ask me about my religious beliefs. Basically, if religion is the opiate of the..."

foxmoxrox — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:41:00 -0700

“I love when people ask me about my religious beliefs. Basically, if religion is the opiate of the masses, then I’m more of an Uppers kinda guy.”

- Shannon W.

Apparently, Adam West has a lot of time on his hands these days.

foxmoxrox — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:40:04 -0700

Apparently, Adam West has a lot of time on his hands these days.

Whatever. It’s still better than being close-minded and...

foxmoxrox — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:39:02 -0700

Whatever. It’s still better than being close-minded and watching episodes of Jersey Shore.

Bipolar for Jesus

happilydecomposing-deactivated2 — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 22:28:46 -0700

If you truly followed God’s teachings via the Bible, you would be bipolar. One day you’re feeding a starved child and showing empathy towards a prostitute and the next day you’re stabbing an adulterer and having sexual relations with your sister.

The Bible has two types of followers. The genuinely goodhearted, charitable type and the mentally sick, destructive type. They have one thing in common: they both ignore half of the book.

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happilydecomposing-deactivated2 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:57:49 -0700

She can shake her head, has a gag relflex and can decide...

growvision — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:06:14 -0700

She can shake her head, has a gag relflex and can decide she’s tired of holding her mouth open. Dental training robot…or your next girlfriend? You decide.

-Gv

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growvision — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:24:54 -0700

Masturbating Catholic: Lady Gaga is on Tumblr AND is still "pushing boundaries" Zzzzzz

growvision — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:24:24 -0700

Masturbating Catholic: Lady Gaga is on Tumblr AND is still "pushing boundaries" Zzzzzz :

Hey Ryan,

Thanks for reading, but read the article more clearly. I did not not criticize her for using religion as shock-tactic. That’s old news. My blog was about me saying that she isn’t creative. She keeps using the same schtick over and over again and a schtick that isn’t even hers, it’s Madonna’s. She is an uncreative pastiche of something that once was.

Now dont go on a big rant about how nothing is unique, everything has been done before. Yeah yeah yeah. BUT in my opinion, what makes someone creative and something unique is when someone creates something that is meaningful and put their own point of view into it. Lady Gaga has no point of view. She is a stale cracker who molds herself into whatever demographic she is trying to buy that day. Which is a shame because she is a talented piano player, singer, and she can perform on stage but she’s a product, not a producer.

Now back to MasturbatingCatholic.com…you realize this is a comedy site right? The site title isn’t meant to be shocking - it’s just funny and true. And i’ve been doing this blog for a few years now and it was originally based on my own experiences growing up Catholic, but has morphed into something bigger. I comment on everything religious and sexual and preferably those combined b/c it’s funnier that way. Im not trying to be outrageous, or tell everyone “look how crazy I am”, I’m just writing opinion pieces and posting funny videos and photos. So if Lady Gaga is a joke, then YES, she should go ahead and keep doing what she’s doing, because I think it’s hilarious.

Your MC, Gv

ryancbrown914:

No disrespect because your opinion is your opinion and we all deserve to have one but, you mention here about how she uses religion as a shock tactic but being as your blog is called masturbatingcatholic I don’t really think you’re allowed a stance on it, the whole if the boot fits saying in all.

+ With the whole Kardashians thing Gaga worked to get where she is, she got a record deal before ‘becoming weird’ the Kardashians became famous for having a rich father and not really doing much else.

masturbatingcatholic:

Lady Gaggag has finally just joined the rest of the creative young world on Tumblr. She is a year behind the trend, like she is with all of her “cutting edge fashion”. Yes she is on Tumblr and has called her blog “AMEN FASHION”…because she’s clever..get it?… Like “Amen” b/c she does the whole…

Still my favorite bit ever. George Carlin for God 2012!Your MC,...

growvision — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:04:22 -0700

Still my favorite bit ever. George Carlin for God 2012!
Your MC, Gv

Lady Gaga is on Tumblr AND is still "pushing boundaries" Zzzzzz

growvision — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 12:27:00 -0700

Lady Gaggag has finally just joined the rest of the creative young world on Tumblr. She is a year behind the trend, like she is with all of her “cutting edge fashion”. Yes she is on Tumblr and has called her blog “AMEN FASHION”…because she’s clever..get it?… Like “Amen” b/c she does the whole religious mockery thing and like “Amen for Fashion!” because she’s obsessed with shopping and all. Get it? get it? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This new blog so far features just alot of pictures of…herself. Since the blog is all about fashion, instead of posting images for some of the world’s real fashion designers, photographers, and models from around the world, she posts pictures of …herself. So if you like Gaga as much as she does, then that’s the place for you.

Jesus Christ, she’s so predictable and boring. C’mon people of the world, you can do better than this. Choose a different idol or become one yourself. You are much smarter and more creative than this. Wanna be like lady Gaga? Here’s how she does it. Just go to ModelMayhem.com or start Googling any major city (LA, Toyko, New York, London) and the words “Edgy, cutting edge, bondage, Fashion” and you will find what Lady Gaga will wear next. It’s really that simple. And then the bigger you get and the more money that’s behind you, the more talented creative designers will want you to wear their stuff. Thats it! The cat’s out of the bag now. But you dont care, you are content sitting back and being entertained. You just want to turn on the TV or do an internet search to see what she’s wearing next. Okay then, that is understandable, but then realize that she is the musical equivalent of The Kardashians. Amen, sister.

Until next time sinners.
Your MC, Gv

I couldn’t have said it better myself. (Of course this...

foxmoxrox — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 07:33:58 -0700

I couldn’t have said it better myself. (Of course this begs the question that we lefties are but pawns of the devil.)

"God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project."

foxmoxrox — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 16:26:00 -0700

““God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project.””

-
-graffito (1975), quoted from Jonathon Green, The Cassell Dictionary of Cynical Quotations

Roger on Christianity [American Dad]: ”I hope I...

foxmoxrox — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 15:20:41 -0700

Roger on Christianity [American Dad]:

”I hope I haven’t missed the part where the three Chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. I love your religion for the crazy!”