Masturbating Catholic

If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death.  (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death.  (Leviticus 20:27 NAB) 

If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.  (Leviticus 20:13 NAB) 

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.  (Exodus 21:15 NAB) 

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. (Isaiah 13:15-16)

If you truly followed God’s teachings via the Bible, you would be bipolar.  One day you’re feeding a starved child and showing empathy towards a prostitute and the next day you’re stabbing an adulterer and having sexual relations with your sister.  

The Bible has two types of followers.  The genuinely goodhearted, charitable type and the mentally sick, destructive type.  They have one thing in common: they both ignore half of the book. 

To my fellow sinners, Enjoy!

Enough Said. xxx Gv the MC

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OH-Bama! So here it is ladies, or Prop 8 fellas…I don’t think I even have to make fun of this one. For those who can’t Love OBAMA enough…. “Head O State” Obama dildo 7 1/2 inches of the “BIG O”, complete with blue balls. Can’t wait for the Obama Real Doll to come out! BUT WAIT!! I know what you’re thinking…But what about a JESUS dildo?! Especially for those who have the Loving Jesus complex we talked about the other day. Well my friends, look no further… The Jesus dido boasts an “insertable length” of 7-1/4 inches. (Not quite as big as Obama) but it IS Glow-in-the-Dark! For those immaculate conceptions , I guess. This store even has The Devil, a Nun, Buddha, and The Grim Reaper dildo! And for those who enjoy a little more kink… THE BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG! There’s your sin for the day, xxx Your MC, Gv

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